(DISCLAIMER: If you were hoping to read about somebody who is interesting I suggest you skip the other profiles).

Rodney is the singer of VD (if you call his pre-pubescent screeching singing). He is very shy a nd wastes much of his life playing computer games.

Rodney wishes he was quick and funny so he could reclaim his once coveted PUNMASTER title. To regain this Rodney has become the first member of the human race to consciously try and use the word 'malarkey'.

Unfortunately, mostly for members of VD, he constantly cracks the worst jokes known to man and longs for the next tour so he can tell his small selection of good jokes to strangers to gain the adoration that he craves.

Alwats wanting to be the centre of attention in front of people is a trait that serves Rodney well as the frontman, but is also very taxing for anybody who deals with VD on a regular basis.